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Getting My Act Together

Getting My Act Together

By Joe Smith

Joe Smith is a San Diego-based standup comic trying to raise a preschooler and headline comedy clubs. This is a "comedy, self-help, American hypocrisy" podcast. New episodes every Tuesday and Friday at noon EST.

Email: yesjoesmith@gmail.com
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440. The Big One Came Home

Getting My Act TogetherMay 10, 2024

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440. The Big One Came Home

440. The Big One Came Home

Joe talks about hosting a couple of "shows" in San Diego, empathizing with headache sufferers, and barriers to entry for women in comedy.

May 10, 202445:01
439. Raise Your Paddle

439. Raise Your Paddle

Joe talks about attending a charity auction, doing standup in a sushi restaurant, and the importance of being in it to win it.

May 07, 202431:14
438. I'm Back

438. I'm Back

Joe talks about being reinvigorated by comedy in San Diego, his evidence that disproves a conspiracy theory, and a legal perspective from a knowledgeable listener.

May 03, 202446:53
437. Be Safe Out There

437. Be Safe Out There

Joe reads an email from Former Central Jersey Prosecutor, discusses rapprochement for motorcyclists and every other vehicle on the road, and talks about seeing an old, dear comedy friend.

Apr 30, 202431:33
436. Not Everyone Is Good, Not Everyone Is Nice

436. Not Everyone Is Good, Not Everyone Is Nice

Joe talks about his daughter crying while listening to a song, getting a message from a beloved listener, and the choices that define us.

Apr 26, 202449:12
435. On the Road Again

435. On the Road Again

Joe talks about dissent on college campuses, condescending grandmas, and seeing a music legend live.

Apr 23, 202430:12
434. Mickey D.

434. Mickey D.

Joe talks (again) about good comedy hosting, appreciating the quality of your life, and his need for audience advice.

Apr 19, 202433:31
433. Imagine

433. Imagine

Joe talks about brilliant songs, new material, and the difference between police in San Diego and Atlanta.

Apr 16, 202444:06
432. Accountability Partner

432. Accountability Partner

Joe talks about working up new material, men who tell their friends not to cheat on their wives, and another interesting interaction with his wife.

Apr 12, 202430:29
431. Without Walls

431. Without Walls

Joe talks about how the DMV is the ne plus ultra of clichés, when it's okay to talk about your kid, and his libertarian approach to sports officiating.

Apr 09, 202441:02
430. The Clarity of Purpose

430. The Clarity of Purpose

Joe talks about surviving the technocracy and living your best life.

Apr 05, 202431:57
429. You Got This

429. You Got This

Joe wonders if he is suffering cognitive decline, unpacks the "tip of the tongue" phenomenon, and tells a personal story of incredible persistence.

Apr 02, 202401:02:04
428. Whatever the Male Name Is for Karen

428. Whatever the Male Name Is for Karen

Joe talks about a neighbor accosting him and calling the police.

Mar 29, 202452:54
427. I'll Get It

427. I'll Get It

Joe talks about how karaoke gets it wrong, trying hard when you're not supposed to, and doing what the task requires but no one else is willing to do.

Mar 26, 202448:48
426. My National Nightmare

426. My National Nightmare

Joe talks about terrible leaders, drivers and dreams.

Mar 22, 202435:57
425. Every Day Is Daddy-Daughter Day

425. Every Day Is Daddy-Daughter Day

Joe talks about taking his 5-year-old to the zoo, doctor and St. Patrick's Day festivities.

Mar 19, 202441:15
424. Mr. Blue Sky

424. Mr. Blue Sky

Joe talks about trust, tennis in the desert, and his excitement about a new racist joke.

Mar 15, 202450:42
423. In It to Win It

423. In It to Win It

Joe talks about finding "The One," listeners who had a big weekend, and how little he does for the environment.

Mar 12, 202430:12
422. Strangers Things

422. Strangers Things

Joe talks about his daughter's multiple encounters with strange creatures, the death of a hookah mic, and the je ne sais quoi of Taylor Swift

Mar 05, 202443:40
421. What's Next

421. What's Next

Joe talks about an early-morning revelation, his daughter's continued obsession with parking tickets, and how he doesn't really mind the smell of skunks.

Mar 01, 202431:32
420. A Different World

420. A Different World

Hard to believe it was only a year ago...

Feb 27, 202443:49
419. Riverside High

419. Riverside High

Joe talks about trying to get Brent Star back on the podcast, the improbability of a (Real) Housewife trying to MeToo her maker, and how IVF changed his life.

Feb 23, 202430:15
418. Cross-Examination

418. Cross-Examination

Joe gets a letter from Former Central Jersey Prosecutor and has a few questions in return.

Feb 20, 202445:44
417. Back In The Game

417. Back In The Game

With renewed energy, Joe talks about Alexei Navalny, the Kansas City parade shooting, sitting courtside with his daughter, and one of his best friend's comedic success.

Feb 16, 202430:32
416. Super Hookah

416. Super Hookah

Joe doesn't really talk about the Super Bowl but discusses an open mic in a hookah lounge.

Feb 13, 202431:53
415. Spotify Removed Tools

415. Spotify Removed Tools

So I can't figure out how to load Brent's intro. I didn't realize that until after the pod was recorded, and hopefully we'll have it back on Tuesday.

Feb 09, 202430:03
414. Sick Boy

414. Sick Boy

Joe talks about being sick, the atmospheric river and a podcast from the past.

Feb 06, 202446:14
413. A Reel Crisis

413. A Reel Crisis

Joe talks about the atmospheric river, the ancestry of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and the challenges in posting a daily Instagram reel.

Feb 02, 202430:29
412. Good Morning

412. Good Morning

Joe talks about his wife mechanically saying hello to him, MAGA dads whose daughters like Taylor Swift, and a stranger immediately and comprehensively opening up to him about the most heavy moments of his life.

Jan 30, 202453:32
411. Sheriff in Town

411. Sheriff in Town

Joe talks about being a better listener to his daughter, questions his red-ass coaches and teachers, and reads and email from Former Central Jersey Prosecutor.

Jan 26, 202432:06
410. Missed Call

410. Missed Call

Joe talks about his excitement that Greta Gerwig was not nominated for an Oscar, the joy of someone not taking your call, and artists persisting until they find greatness.

Jan 23, 202447:27
409. Grandpa's Hands

409. Grandpa's Hands

Joe talks about Mexican oysters, the former president's indefatigable drive, and what swatting really means.

Jan 19, 202430:25
408. Bobblehead

408. Bobblehead

Joe talks about why the podcast was late, taking a night nap with his wife, and the insane reason he wears a helmet while teaching his daughter to ride a bike.

Jan 16, 202442:41
407. I Get It

407. I Get It

Joe empathizes with MAGAns.

Jan 12, 202445:54
406. Sadder But Wiser

406. Sadder But Wiser

Joe talks about being honest about cheating, a good writing habit, and why Jo Koy should be glad he bombed the Golden Globes.

Jan 09, 202444:07
405. Law & Order

405. Law & Order

Joe talks about Aaron Rodgers and people who allegedly see pedophilia everywhere.

Jan 05, 202437:22
404. Getting My Reels Together

404. Getting My Reels Together

Joe talks about connecting to positivity in the new year, ideas for his forthcoming Instagram reels, and the "real" Andy Cohen.

Jan 02, 202441:33
403. Lift Yourself Out of It

403. Lift Yourself Out of It

Joe talks about taking a breath before taking action, the good and bad of validation, and the Wild West of Instagram comments.
Dec 29, 202341:34
402. First, Do No Harm

402. First, Do No Harm

Joe talks about getting through the holidays with minimal damage, female-on-female crime, and Irish people asking him if he is one of them.

Dec 26, 202330:16
401. It's Working

401. It's Working

Joe talks about his new social media strategy, living in accordance with your values, and accidentally hurting someone's feelings.

Dec 22, 202336:42
400. Garbage Time

400. Garbage Time

On the podcast's 400th episode, Joe talks about cruising into the end of the year, learning a Christmas classic on piano, and a documentary about the pursuit of absolute perfection.

Dec 19, 202342:51
399. Just Make Some Dumb Comment

399. Just Make Some Dumb Comment

Joe talks about the importance of people commenting on his IG reels, getting right with the grocery store, and making a new relationship in San Diego.

Dec 15, 202342:19
398. The Men

398. The Men

Joe talks about his comedy energy, organic growth, and playing to crowds of strangers.

Dec 12, 202340:43
397. Getting Over on These Cashews

397. Getting Over on These Cashews

Joe welcomes new listeners to the podcast, gets a perspective on his recent crime from a former prosecutor, and provides an update on his new comedy room in San Diego.

Dec 08, 202345:57
396. Defrauding an Innkeeper

396. Defrauding an Innkeeper

Joe talks about stealing from a health food store, doing more comedy with less stage time, and the psychology of persuasion.

Dec 05, 202349:27
395. Let Me Go, Boys

395. Let Me Go, Boys

Joe talks about the passing of someone he romanticized and idolized.

Dec 01, 202331:26
394. An Offer Easily Refused

394. An Offer Easily Refused

Joe talks about getting a new comedy room, ditching 20 minutes' worth of a podcast, and an interesting offer from a fellow comic.
Nov 28, 202336:16
393. Comedy First

393. Comedy First

Joe talks about two great shows with Ian Bagg at the Grand Comedy Club.

Nov 24, 202332:11
392. The Girl Is Alright

392. The Girl Is Alright

Joe reads a touching email from a listener, wonders if someone was gaslighting him, and discusses something his wife told him about someone they don't know.

Nov 21, 202336:11
391. Details to Follow

391. Details to Follow

Joe gets the pod out on time!

Nov 17, 202340:45